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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Why is Matt Gaetz being investigated but not Sarah (Tim) McBride? Why do we only care about grooming when it's the Republicans doing it?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Xbox Building A Handheld 'Makes No Sense', Says Former Blizzard Boss - Pure Xbox

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Scientists are attempting to resurrect the woolly mammoth but have just brought an unusual creature to life. - Stewartville Star

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Howard Stern explains what friend Billy Joel wants everyone to know about his brain disorder diagnosis - New York Post

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Former Player Gives Definitive Verdict on Knicks Firing Tom Thibodeau - Athlon Sports

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"

No way

share office space ...

Still no good

Will Labour's proposed ambitious targets for housebuilding in England be effective in solving the housing crisis?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?